You guys. This is unacceptable. Hollywood wants to remake my childhood. The Movie Tzar forbids the following movies:

1. The Karate Kid

Oh, Boy! Let me list the things that are wrong with this!
- We've had 4 movies (The Karate Kid I, II, III and The Next Karate Kid). The Next Karate Kid was alright, but it was clearly the end of a franchise. I mean, ( Read more... )